this is the only entertainment facebook has to offer!
When you wake up in the morning:
Expectations:
Reality:
I have the craziest hairstyle each morning.
Kilig in Different forms.
Hindi ba’t pag kinikilig tayo may iba’t iba tayong mannerism? ;)
- Nag kakamot ng neck.
- Hawak sa pisngi.
- Umirit.
- Mag tago sa ilalim ng unan.
- Manabunot ng katabi.
- Mag taklob ng bibig.
- Mejo mapasayaw.
- ang pinakamahirap sa lahat, ang MAG SMILE lang.
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
(Source: caplan)
When you’re on your period.
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
But then you realize it’s coming back next month.
(Source: flickingmybic)
Guys, check this out!
There’s a new social network called “PRENDSTAH”. I ain’t kidding! Hahaha! It’s pretty cool and awesome. Here are some of it’s awesomeness..
Relationship Status:
Express on someone’s status:
Posting something:
Lastly, this:
It’s like it has a touch of Facebook + Friendster + Twitter + Tumblr.
OMG.
ALL YOU TUMBLR PEOPLE DON’T SHARE THIS TO THE FACEBOOK PEOPLE KAY?
omfg
see yall there
LOL.
Dude what!!! :3
(Source: the-messed-up-kid)
When writing a long essay in school:
Your handwriting in the introduction:
Your handwriting in the last paragraph:
hahahahha so true.
(Source: prayforrevenge)
